  {"id":261156,"date":"2008-03-31T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wdev.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent-dev\/2008\/03\/31\/get-your-kicks-with-hermanocerdo\/"},"modified":"2018-04-16T17:32:20","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T17:32:20","slug":"get-your-kicks-with-hermanocerdo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/2008\/03\/31\/get-your-kicks-with-hermanocerdo\/","title":{"rendered":"Get your kicks with HermanoCerdo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although a number of literary blogs populate the web, <a href=\"http:\/\/hermanocerdo.anarchyweb.org\/\">HermanoCerdo<\/a> is almost certainly unlike anything else floating around cyberspace. Its &#8220;Colaboraciones&#8221; page invites the following contributions:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;HermanoCerdo acepta colaboraciones de cuentos, rese\u00f1as, ensayos, cr\u00f3nicas, traducciones y textos miscel\u00e1neos. Tambi\u00e9n acepta colaboraciones para el suplemento de artes marciales, Golpes y Patadas, que comprende gu\u00edas ilustradas de artes marciales y\/o defensa personal, tips, art\u00edculos de fondo, calendarios de eventos y torneos, rese\u00f1as y cualquier tipo de contenido relacionado con las artes marciales.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;HermanoCerdo accepts contributions of stories, reviews, essays, chronicles, translations, miscellaneous texts. Also accepted are contributions for the martial arts supplement, Golpes y Patadas, which features illustrated guides to martial arts and\/or personal defense, tips, articles on the basics, calendars of events and tournaments, reviews, and any kind of contribution with content related to martial arts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If the martial arts tips have tired you out, HermanoCerdo&#8217;s eclectic literary offerings are just as exhilarating. Antonio Citron, a Chilean journalist and poet, recently contributed an essay for the &#8220;Stories and Chronicles&#8221; section about the experience of living in Vietnam. His bio states that he lives, &#8220;vagando y fumando cigarrillos taiwandeses,&#8221; or &#8220;wandering around and smoking Taiwanese cigarrettes,&#8221; but his writing showcases the insight he&#8217;s gained living abroad:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Ayer, despu\u00e9s de matarme de la risa en la cara de una polluela que exhib\u00eda su amplia cultura en un pub del centro de Hanoi y que contaba de donde proven\u00edan esos zapatos: \u201cde Pek\u00edn\u201d; de donde los aros: \u201cde Bangkok\u201d;&#8230;le pregunt\u00e9: \u201c\u00bfDe donde eres tu?\u201d. La respuesta era l\u00f3gica, pues, chicos y chicas, ella era \u201cciudadana del mundo\u201d. La mir\u00e9 y solo pude decirle \u201c\u00a1Tu pa\u00eds es realmente un problema para todos!\u201d. \u201cCiudadanos del mundo\u201d, por favor, h\u00e1ganse un favor y abandonen sus derechos y deleguen sus obligaciones, disuelvan su constituci\u00f3n y dejen en paz a quienes estamos cansados de que nos clasifiquen as\u00ed, solo porque erramos. Oce\u00e1nico es lo que prefiero por oposici\u00f3n&#8230;Es al mar donde miro cuando me siento saturado de tantos ciudadanos del mundo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Yesterday, after killing the smile on the face of a chick in a pub in the middle of Hanoi who was showing off her extensive culture and who was recounting where she got those shoes: &#8220;from Peking;&#8221; where her earrings were from: &#8220;from Bangkok;&#8221;&#8230;I asked her: &#8220;Where are you from?&#8221; Her answer was logical, boys and girls, she was &#8220;a citizen of the world.&#8221; I looked at her and could only say, &#8220;Your country is really a problem for everyone!&#8221; &#8220;Citizens of the world,&#8221; please, do yourselves a favor and abandon your rights and delegate your obligations, dissolve your constitution and leave in peace we who are tired of classifying ourselves as such, simply because we wander. &#8220;Oceanic&#8221; is the term I prefer instead&#8230;it&#8217;s to the sea that I look when I feel saturated with so many citizens of the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although a number of literary blogs populate the web, HermanoCerdo is almost certainly unlike anything else floating around cyberspace. 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Tambi\u00e9n acepta colaboraciones para el suplemento de artes marciales, Golpes y Patadas, que comprende gu\u00edas ilustradas de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":76,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[67486],"tags":[7806,11026,11056,11036,10456,11066,1646,11046],"class_list":["post-261156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","tag-chile","tag-hermanocerdo","tag-journalist","tag-literary-blogs","tag-ms","tag-poet","tag-review","tag-vietnam"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/76"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=261156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":326796,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261156\/revisions\/326796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=261156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=261156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rochester.edu\/College\/translation\/threepercent\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=261156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}